This just speaks for itself:
A man spotted wearing a T-shirt bearing an "offensive" slogan in a city centre has been warned he risks an £80 fine if he is caught again.
Forklift driver David Pratt was told by street wardens in Peterborough he could cause offence or incite violence.
The slogan on the garment read: "Don't piss me off! I am running out of places to hide the bodies."
Apparently the story originally said the fellow had been spotted using a surveillance camera, but the story has been revised. Readers of my blog can only guess at my reaction to that…