Editor Paul Hales lists his own Top Ten reasons not to buy an iPad 2

1. You've already got an iPad1
2. You could buy a proper computer for the price
3. iTunes
4. It's designed by Apple
5. You'll be sponsoring those annoying shriekers who whoop and holler at the sight of a skinny geezer in a turtleneck and jeans
6. Apple screwed the Beatles
7. You'll look like a twonk if you dare take it out in public
8. You'll make Steve Ballmer cry
9. You'll start to sprout a ponytail and goatee
10. Retail therapy only ever masks your fundamental lack of self esteem

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