Lunch date with Julian Assange offered on eBay

Lead Winkie-leaker Julian Assange is offering a lunch date with his good self and 'renowned' Slovenian philosopher, Slavoj Žižek for auction on eBay.

There will be ten of you round a big table at 'one of London's finest restaurants'.

The meal will be followed by a Frontline Club event to which we assume you'll also be invited although the eBay posting isn't too clear on that point

There's only been one bid so far and that stands at £350, which should just about cover the price of a decent bottle of plonk in central London.

If you do go for a few glasses of vino collapso, try not to doze off at the table. You never know what might happen.