Last week Vodafone announced what their users talk about to their friends in public.
Seems that over a third of 16-24 years old will discuss their sex life in public, and even more talk about their friends’ conquests.
More worryingly, but less embarrassingly, over 70% discuss business matters, some of which others filch ideas from (26%).
Don’t we know this already? Well yes, but, as Clive James points out, Ofcom will magnanimously allow the use of mobile phones in aircraft.
The last bastion of peace will be replaced by hours of torturous drivel, but will the secrets be worth it? Nope.