Mobile usage doesn't harm your health - honest

To date, there have been only a handful of reports that have hinted that mobiles may - just - be bad for your health. But even then, the results are inconclusive.

But they are pretty good for popcorn, as these videos clearly show:

Now, why are you holding that popcorn maker so close to your head?

If that isn't an advert for handsfree usage of mobiles, I don't know

what is...