I was quite intrigued to read in yesterday's Daily Telegraph about how a survey amongst Germans has revealed that porn is changing people's sex lives in ways that could never have been foreseen.
Incredibly, researchers at the German Society for Social Scientific Sexuality have found that a third of men, and ten per cent of women watch porn on a daily basis.
As a result, says the institute, there has been a surge in plastic surgery on the genitals and growing pressure at home for couples to have porn-style sex.
Based in 55,000 online questionnaires (the Germans do take this sort of thing rather seriously you know -Ed), researchers found that large number of young German females say "they feel their boyfriends want them to behave like porn stars in bed.
I must have led a sheltered life - what exactly, is the difference between behaving like a porn star and a normal person in bed?
No, don't answer that. I don't think I really want to know...