No swearing on Google app phone

Google's voice-to-text speech recognition software censors fruity language, the company has confirmed.

"We filter potentially offensive or inappropriate results because we want to avoid situations whereby we might misrecognise a spoken query and return profanity when, in fact, the user said something completely innocent," said Google, according to Reuters.

Who the truck do these bankers thing they are? Mucking about with the rollocks we want to write is just taking the miss. Silly burgers.