The soon-to-be-expensive online paper the Times has already engaged a reporter for every occasion.
So the Editor of the paper, James Harding, knew exactly who to put on the story that ended up under the headline: "Vienna Boys’ Choir caught up in sex abuse scandals".
Step forward Roger Boyes.
He seems to have done a fine job.
Thanks to reader Graeme for tipping us the wink on this one.