Lead Winkie-leaker Julian Assange is offering a lunch date with his good self and 'renowned' Slovenian philosopher, Slavoj Žižek for auction on eBay.
There will be ten of you round a big table at 'one of London's finest restaurants'.
There's only been one bid so far and that stands at £350, which should just about cover the price of a decent bottle of plonk in central London.
If you do go for a few glasses of vino collapso, try not to doze off at the table. You never know what might happen.