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Best Twitter bio ideas to make sure you're remembered online

How to write a brilliant Twitter bio is a much-pondered question with no easy answer. The idea of summing up your life and achievements in 140 characters is a big ask, especially if you need to sound pithy and memorable in the process.

So to help you craft your own bio, we've compiled a list of some Twitter accounts that have grabbed our attention.

Whether they're funny, clever or just plain memorable, here are a few bio ideas to get you started.

@ohyesshecan (opens in new tab) YoungDigital Marketing strategies for small business growth. Will work for shoes.

@socialmouths (opens in new tab) I help entrepreneurs and small businesses turn their vanilla web presences into a profit powerhourse. Caffeine addict and Fan of Dr Sheldon Cooper. Bazinga!

@GoodInkInc (opens in new tab) I don't charge by the hour. I charge by the awesome. Which makes me expensive, but also –and this is critical – awesome.

@WellReadWife (opens in new tab)Mom. Wife. Blogger. Reader. Bad Pun Maker. Mandy wants to be the Martha Stewart of books. Don't know what that means? Neither does she.

@bazecraze (opens in new tab) Cynical shell. Soft, chewy center.

@rainnwilson (opens in new tab) I am an actor and a writer and I co-rcreated @SoulPancake and my son, Walter.

@conanobrien (opens in new tab) The voice of the people. Sorry people

@glynette (opens in new tab) I have been called a Pollyanna, sugar-coated idealist. I like to think of myself as more optimistic than that.

@Hyde_Vehabovich (opens in new tab)Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

@sarcasticapple (opens in new tab) Sometimes when it rains I like to go outside holding a cocktail umbrella and pretend I'm a giant who makes bad decisions

@TomDluzen (opens in new tab) Call me paranoid, but I feel I'm being followed by strangers

@birbigs (opens in new tab)History always retweets itself

@Marcmack (opens in new tab) Marc is a man with a dream. A very simple dream, mostly involving nachos and beer, but a dream nonetheless.

@JAMcollective (opens in new tab) Putting the 'elation' in 'Public Relations'

@notthatkendall (opens in new tab) I write some things. I draw other things. I tweet the rest.

@radmul (opens in new tab) If I could sum up my life in one line I would die of embarrassment.

@robburnsbrain (opens in new tab) I once sneezed a beanie weenie through my nose. I also made a horse faint in Costa Rica.

@markralphs (opens in new tab) Analogue at birth, digital by design

@MickeyETC (opens in new tab)Wearing the entrepreneur hat this week and starting a new business. Great plan of attack but no product yet. A dream told me to find the product in a dream.

@daplusk (opens in new tab) I'm here to avoid friends on Facebook

Do you know of any Twitter bios that really stand out? Let us know in the comment section, or hit us up on our official @ITProPortal (opens in new tab) account (of course.)

Alysia is a multi-talented freelance filmmaker, presenter, and writer. She's worked with and created content for Netflix UK, IGN, BAFTA, the Guardian, the BBC, and has written for sites like IT Pro Portal GamesRadar, IGN, and more. She also works with UK gaming body, UKIE.