Making an appearance on the list include workers looking for upgraded ‘Wi-Five’, requests for ‘more LAN’ for computers and employees wondering why emails won’t send to postal addresses.
The complete list of replies can be seen on the official thwack community post, but we pulled out some of the best ones into a top 12 list below.
1. Email Undeliverable
Thank goodness we don’t live in a world where our emails take one to three working days to arrive.
2. Disc Jockey
Please avoid turning your desktop into a CD changer.
3. Out of Range for Wi-Five
Who knows how many ‘Wi’s technological advancements will bring us.
4. Magenta Alert
Always remember your CMYKs, kids.
5. Batteries Not Included
Because if you don’t need a wire, surely you don’t need any power either.
6. Error: Timekeeping Skills
lmgtfy.com strikes again!
7. It’s Alive!!!
Sometimes, rather than explaining a problem, it’s best just to say ‘everything’s going to be okay’.
8. Hard of Hearing
We wish this person had stayed mute with their problem.
9. Staying Ahead of the Market
For the record: if changing the stock market from a computer was that easy, this guy wouldn’t be working in IT.
10. Needs More LAN
Everyone knows slow computers need more Landom Access Nemory.
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